Confessions from the pickup counter

Cup Alias

The name you give at the coffee shop, and the real one behind it.

Your name keeps getting misheard, so you picked one the barista gets right first time. Own up to it, see what other people with your name use, and share the moment it went sideways.

The name board

What do other people with your name go by?

Type your real name to see the cup names people with that name actually use. Tap “Me too” if it's yours as well.

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Counter confessions

When the cup name went wrong (or very right)

The friend who heard you order as “Joe”. The barista who remembered your fake name. The time two Jerrys reached for the same cup.

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